IIT Lingo Revisited

K

2006-02-23T17:24:00.000-08:00

Kabutar
1. Nickname given to meek, efficient junior.
Har wing mein ek kabutar hota hain!

Kash
1. One puff.
Bas ek kash baaki hain.

Kata
1. Stop, cancel.
Kata kar yaar, kya tension lete rehta hain.
2. Bunk, cut class.
Iss haftey kitney class kata kiya?

Kaua
1. Nickname given to noisiest junior.
Yeh Kaua kabhi chup hi nahin hota hain!

Kela
1. Flop show.
Pura plan kela hogaya kal raat.

Kgp
1. Abbreviation for Kharagpur.
Kgp se Howrah zyaada door nahin hain.

KK
1. Khana Khazana, famous restaurant at Gol Bazaar.
Job treats usually KK mein hotey hain.

KLPD
1. Abbreviation for Khade Lund Pe Dhoka, pricktease.
Hamesha tera saath hi kyon KLPD hotey rehta hain?

J

2006-02-23T14:37:00.000-08:00

Jhaap
1. Steal, same as dhaap.
Mera copy kisne jhapa?

Jhamlette
1. Special omelette, fried on 4 slices of bread.
Abey chotu, ek jhamlette aur ek Pepsi!

Jhandao
1. Waste time.
Sem ke time sab jhandatey rehte hain

Jhin-chak
1. Flashy.
Kya jhin-chak performance tha!

Jnan Ghosh
1. Jnan Ghosh stadium, famous as make-out spot.
Kal raat kya bheed tha Jnan Ghosh mein!

Jobless
1. Bored.
Current nahin tha toh jobless behta hua tha.

Jugs
1. Boobs.
Dude, check out those jugs!

Juice
1. Cute looking, same as chikna.
Bada juice lag raha tu!

Junta
1. People.
Illu ka kaam chalu hain, junta kahan hain?

I

2006-02-23T14:22:00.000-08:00

Illu
1. Illumination, annual Diwali Inter-Hall competition.
Illu kaun jitega iss baar?

Insti
1. Institute, main building.
Kal subhe subhe class hain insti mein.

Insti gate
1. Main entry to campus (also Puri Gate).
Chedi's is just outside Insti gate.

Insti tower
1. Institute tower.
Insti tower kaafi door se dikhta hain.

Insti coffeeshop
1. Nescafe coffeeshop on main spine.
Afty mein bandh rehta hain insti coffeeshop.

Inter-Halls
1. Inter Hall competitions.
Inter-Halls time pe hall tempo bahuth high hota hain.

Inter-IITs
1. Inter IIT competitions.
Iss bar Inter-IIT kahan ho raha hain?

Intro
1. Introduction, format: name, dept and place.
Facchey ko hamesha intro dena padta hain.

H

2006-02-23T13:34:00.000-08:00

Habib's
1. Canteen at Gol Bazaar, famous for biryani.
Kal Habib's gaye the, pel pel ke khaye!

Hajjar
1. Many, numerous.
Hajjar bheed hota hain DP time mein.

Halu
1. Dazed, lost.
Everyone was halu when the prof asked for the lab PT files.

Hardcore
1. Intense, crazy.
Hardcore types mugga chal raha tha A-Block mein.

Harry's
1. Campus canteen, famous for snacks and cigarettes.
Sutta khatam hogaya, Harry's chalega?

Hawa
1. All India Ranking (AIR) in JEE.
OP mein hawa bhi poochte hain.

Hep
1. fashionable, cool.
Bada hep lag raha hain, SN jaa raha hain kya?

Hijli Station
1. Old railway station at Hijli.
Freshers' treat ke baad Hijli gaye the raat ko.

HJB
1. New hall for first years.
Fresher's GBM HJB TV Room mein hain kal.

HMC
1. Hall Management Council.
HMC ka receipt dhoondna padega.

HOD
1. Head Of Department.
The HOD is in my GV panel!

Hoo-haa
1. Lots.
Inter-Hall drams mein iss baar hoo-haa fight tha!

HP
1. Hall President.
Warden ne HP ko bhi bulaya.

Hugga
1. Take a dump, bad stuff.
Kya hugga performance tha!

G

2006-02-21T12:19:00.000-08:00

G / Ganja
1. Marijuana.
Sab G markey padey rehte hain raat ko.

GBM
1. General Body Meeting.
Hall GBM hain aj shyaam ko.

Generally
1. Arbitrary use of word 'generally'.
Baas, aise hi behte the generally.

Ghaasi
1. Agriculture Dept. student.
Ghaasi dep kaafi door hain.

Ghaas-poos
1. Salad etc.
Mera burger mein ghaas-poos mat dalna!

God, God level
1. Amazing.
God-level batsman hain yaar!

Gokhale
1. PG hall, with open mess.
Hall mess bandh tha, Gokhale jana pada.

Gol-B
1. Gol Bazaar, market area outside campus.
Cycles sirf Gol-B mein milte hain

GPL
1. Gaand pe laath, reject.
Infy ne GPL dediya interview ke baad.

Grand viva
1. Grand viva at the end of 3rd & 4th years.
Profs bahuth chaat te rehte hain grand viva mein.

Greens
1. Paan and cigarette shop, also known as Bondhu.
Raat ko maal Green's mein bhi miljata hain.

G. Sec.
1. General Secretary.
Gymkhana G. Sec. elections are hotly contested.

Guide
1. Thesis advisor in final year.
Guide peeche padgaya wapas.

Gymkhana
1. Student's ruling body, based in the Student's Gymkhana.
SF meetings Gymkhana mein hota hain

F

2006-02-21T11:57:00.000-08:00

Faccha
1. Freshman.
Kal fachhey log ka Hall Day tha.

Fart
1. Rubbish.
Kya fart martey rehta hain class mein.

First-hour
1. 7.30 am class.
Thank God iss sem ek bhi first-hour nahin hain!

Frequency
1. Frequency of masturbation.
OP mein tera frequency toh pukka batana padega.

Frusth
1. Frustrated.
Bandha bahuth frusth hain, ladki ne GPL dedi.

Fukka
1. Fail.
Har programming class mein fukka lagaya!

Funda
1. Fundamentals, basics
Mera mechanics ke fundae clear karna hain.

Fundu
1. Great, good.
Kya fundu game khela kal.

E

2006-02-21T10:42:00.000-08:00

ED
1. Engineering Drawing.
Section C ko ED toh Ramu padhata tha!

Eggies
1. Campus canteen open between 11-3 at night.
Meeting ke baad Eggies chalenge.

End-sems
1. End semester examinations.
End-sem ke liye bahuth fight marna padega.

Enthu
1. Enthusiasm, tempo.
Footer ke liye ekdum enthu nahin hain.
2. Enthu cutlet - negative term
Kuch zyaada hi enthu cutlet hain woh G.Sec.

D

2006-02-21T10:36:00.000-08:00

Dada
1. Elder brother, term of respect
Dada, thoda jaldi kijiyega?

DASA
1. Direct Admission of Students Abroad.
Kitney DASAs the last batch mein?

DC
1. Disciplinary Committee warning
Tujhe to pukka DC lagega!

Dep
1. Department.
Hall mein power nahin hain, chal dep chaltey hain.

Dep-C
1. Department change after 1st year.
Kitna muggu hain, dep-c bhi marliya!

De-reg
1. Deregistered, from a course.
Kabhi class hi nahin gaya, toh prof ne de-reg kardiya!

Despo
1. Desperate, esp. sexually.
Kya despo types bhaag rahe the!

Dhaap
1. To steal
Yeh kahan se dhaapa saaley?

Dhakkan
1. Idiot.
Kya dhakkan hain tu!

Diro
1. Director of the Institute.
Suna hain naya Diro aneywala hain?

Disco
see DC above

Dishkao
1. Kill, cease (sound of gunshot).
Woh plan dishkao hogaya.

Ditch
1. Quit, cancel.
Practice ditch maar, Park chaltey hain.

DOAA
1. Director Of Academic Affairs.
DOAA ne bulaya, zaroor exam ka panga hoga.

DOSA
1. Dean Of Students' Affairs.
DOSA toh bahuth panga karega kal.

Doubs
1. Give a ride on the cycle.
Doubs nahin de sakta, pressure low hain.

DP
1. Durga Puja.
DP time pe Digha chalna hain?

Drams
1. Dramatics.
Iss saal english drams mein bahuth fight hain.

Drams Secy.
1. Dramatics Secretary of the Gymkhana.
Drams Secy ka post bahuth crucial hota hain.

Dreams
1. Dreamland Restaurant.
Dreams chaltey hain raat ko?

Dumb-C
1. Dumb charades (interhall activity).
Next week dumb-c ka interhall hain.

C

2006-02-21T10:10:00.000-08:00

Calci
1. Calculator.
Bina calci yeh bahuth fight hain.

Cali
1. Caliber, ability.
Bahuth cali hain, stud hain tu!

Cali-chotha
1. Flyer listing accomplishments of election candidate.
Soapbox ke pehle cali-chotha banana padega.

CAT
1. Management entrance exam.
Tu CAT de raha hain kya?

CG
1. CGPA, Cumulative Grade Point Average.
Is baar to CG gaya ekdum!

Chaat
1. To talk endlessly, irritate.
Adhe profs toh chaat te rehte hain class mein!

Chaggi
1. 6.0 in SGPA/CGPA.
Tuney bhi chaggi mara tha last sem?

Chaos
1. A problematic situation, trouble.
Abey prof ke saath bahut bada chaos hai yaar.

Chatayi
1. Framework of bamboo strips, used during Illumination (Illu).
Kitney chatayi lagega iss baar?

Chedi's
1. Canteen outside Puri/Main Gate.
Chal Chedi's chaltey hain.

Chikna
1. Cute, feminine looking guy.
Shave karkey bada chikna lag raha tha.

Chillax
1. To chill.
Chillax maar, banjayega solution.

Chit
1. Cheat sheet, for tests/exams.
Yaar mera bhi ek chit banadey?

Chowgi
1. 4.0 in SGPA/CGPA.
Chowgi marney ke liye bahuth cali lagta hain bhai!

Chunnu
1. Paan & cigarette shop adjacent to Chedi's.
Chunnu aur Feroz ne mera khatha bandh kardiya.

Chutiyaps
1. Mischief
Kya chutiyaps kartey the yaar!

CIC
1. Computer & Informatics Center, public computing lab
Woh toh har raat CIC mein behta rehta tha.

CL
1. Central Library.
Chaar saal mein kabhi CL mein nahin dikha tu!

Crack
1. Do well.
Tuney toh crack mardiya! Pura BLACKI?

B

2006-02-21T09:51:00.000-08:00

Baal
1. Waste time, get frustrated.
Baal chher rahe the class mein

Baccha
1. Freshman, kid.
Kya yeh bacchey log tang kartey rehte hain!

Baapi
1. Actor, especially in Bengali drama.
Wah, kya baapigiri kiya kal InterHalls mein!

Bahen-chod (also Bahin-chod)
1. Exclamation of surprise.
Bahen-chod, kal to exam hain!

B.C. Roy
1. College hospital
BC Roy mat ja, zinda wapas nahin ayega tu!

B-cubed
1. Big brown bugger, brown insect attracted to light.
Too many b-cubes after the rains man!

Beti-chod
1. Exclamation of surprise.
Beti-chod! Mera paisa kisne dhaapa?

Bhabi
1. Hall senior's girlfriend.
Tere wing mein kitney bhabiya hain?

Bhat
1. Useless, pointless discussion or content.
Arey exam mein bhat likha hai; Arey yaar bhat maarte maarte time beet jata hai.

Bhatnagar
1. Bhatnagar Auditorium, one of two bigger lecture halls.
Kal class Bhatnagar mein hain.

Billoo's
1. Restaurant outside RK Hall.
Billoo's ka dal-fry bahuth mast hota hain!

BLACKI
1. Get six calls from all the IIMs.
Iss baar bahuth saarey log ne BLACKI mara!

Bog
1. Toilet, bathroom.
Kya bheed tha bog mein aaj subhe.
2. Board Of Governor's quota for students.
Yeh prof ke bacche sab BOG mein atey hain!

Bondhu
1. Paan and cigarette shop, also called Greens.
Bondhu kal raat ko jaldi bandh hogaya tha.

Boss
1. Exclamation, similar to 'dude'.
Boss! Kal kitna khaya Waldie's mein!

Bread-bhujiya, bread-omelette
1. Bread & egg snacks
Sirf bread-bhujiya khayega raat ko?

Breaker
1. Breakfast.
Yaar, aaj der se utha, breaker khatam hogaya tha!

Bunk
1. Miss class.
Itna bunk mat maar, de-reg hojayega!

A

2006-02-21T09:35:00.000-08:00

App
1. Process of applying for a MS/PhD to the US
Kitney mein app mara?

Arbit
1. Arbitrary, random.
Kya arbit log they Park mein!

Aila
1. Exclamation of surprise.
Aila! yeh kya hogaya!

A-Team
1. Administration Team, for Spring Fest.
Agley saal A-Team head banega pukka.

Atthi
1. 8.0 in SGPA/CGPA.
Atthi? Tuney toh crack mardiya!

Azad
1. One of six senior boy's halls (UG)
Kal toh Azad ne jeeta tha.

revisited

2006-02-21T09:34:00.000-08:00

this has been lying quiet for way too long.. shall try repairing that!

Im the first

2004-07-13T08:02:00.000-07:00

Cool...I'm the first one to post!!. These are a few kgpian lingos used commonly(i.e. without any regional bias).

Kata
1. To cancel or stop.
2. To change topic of discussion etc.
usage:
Abey kata kar na yaar, Maine class kata kar diya

Peace
1. Okay, Fine, no problems
usage:
Peace hai na?, Sab peace hai yaar, Project to ultimate peace hai, Prof ultimate peaceful hai yaar

Chaos
1. A problematic situation, trouble, bad.
usage:
Abey bahut bada chaos hogaya be, Abey ye thesis likhna chaotic kaam hai yaar, Abey prof ke saath bahut bada chaos hai yaar.

Fundu
1. Impressive, Good, intelligent, awesome
usage:
Abey woh to fundu khel ta hai, Abey bahut hi fundu ladka hai, Fundu prof hai

Bhat
1. Useless, pointless discussion or content.
Arey exam mein bhat likha hai, Bahut hi bhatu prof hai, Arey yaar bhat maarte maarte time beet jata hai.

funda
1. Crux, concept, knowledge.
Arey usko bahut funda hai, Is subject ka koi funda nahin hai boss, Ye funda nahin chamka

Hardcore
1. Exclamation, shock, awe
2. Difficult, extremely impressive , beautiful, complicated.
Abey ye question to hardcore hai yaar. Hardcore funda hai yaar. Hardcore! ye sab kab hua?

Sutta
1. Cigarette
usage:
Abey ek sutta de na be

Kash
1. one puff, smoke of cigarette
usage:
Bus ek kash aur, phir jaata hoon

Gee
1. Grass, Ganja, Marijuana
usage:
Gee marke high hona hai kya tereko?